The Wrath of the Focus baba

April 4, 2008 — syedjunaid

Well today was indeed an really Funni day, as our Focus baba ( kolpuru..etc shit), Finally snapped

Resulting in an heated argument with fellow class mates and it wasnt pretty.

Like i said before, our Focus baba , had been preaching for a while now,about some crap on *iFocus theme* About how he is going to save our lives and he was actually doing us a favour and Social Service.

he tends to add an Acronym after every email such as

———————————

Regards,

Anil.Kumar.Kolpuru

BOSS ( Bachleor of Social Service )

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Every one in the College knew he flipped his lid, few months ago. But no one knew the extent of the damage.

So today , Our little tarzan Monkey ( thats wht every one calls him now ), Just after the Radar Enginnering Professor had enuf of the noise and abuse thrown by the students , he had left the class, and our Monkey , automatically wet up the podium, and started preaching again…..

When every one started to resent and throw abuses at him, he got into verbal Argument with the rest of the class , demanding attention. well this verbal Argument seemed to be headed into a bull fight.

Then Suddenly he annouced that his new Avtar was indeed for a chik he was trying to impress, He wanted to show , that he was doing social service and he had every one under control….yeh rite.

Then he did some Mr bean Dance and said, Am gonna reveal the Identity of the Gurl, But “AFTER A BREAK”. and ran outta the class.

Every one were Speachless, he was acting like a total retard.

Then Suddenly He ran inside and said, ” Ive done this for Her But She Joined My Community and the Community agnaist me” and her name is “laxmi”. and he left.

Suddenly everyone started laughing as there was no laxmi in the class. or it was just a name he was using to define someone.

Either way, When he started Bullying others , one of my class guys started an Community Against him in Orkut, in which everyone posted their experiences with the FOCUS baba. Then he came to know about my Blog, and about the post about him.

Since then, the Rain of Weird Emails started. with really bad english,

and more weird comments, I deleted them mostly, then i figured , it would be a nice laugh, if i uploaded them and show others, wht kind of ass clown he is.

Then Later, many of us Spoke to him , about his behavior and how its not helping anyone, and he’s making a fool of himself by doing so. But Alas he paid no heed to our words.

Instead he was on about that we were jealous of his Success..etc n shit.

In the meanwhile the Community kept Growing and many Posts regarding his deeds and comments on others ( meanwhile the frequency of his emails also increased ).

He showed lot of displeasure towards the community, so The creator of the community and the moderators Decided , to give him a chance. So we sent him and email, asking to join the community ( Some Rules were applied on him ) and that he should create a thread titled * Questions for Anil* and he should answer any questions , asked in that thread.

After 10 days from the creation of the Thread, a Poll wil be conducted, if it favors the little monkey, the Thread would be deleted and he will get our support in promoting his iFocus theme.

Rules were set, Our monkey joined the group, but didn’t reply to a single post…..

And now the little tarzan was seen pleading ppl to unjoin the community as a last favor, lol

Dude, instead of pleading to others, u could have answered the questions on ur behavior in the community and got every one’s support aswell.

Tarzan hate mail

Tarzan Fury

iFocus but uFocus?

March 24, 2008 — syedjunaid |

Focus, what is ifocus still remains a mystery as the person who is promoting the ifocus theme ( Anil ) is himself under doubt , about what is ifocus,

For days he had been bragging about ifocus, and how he wants to save our lives, by signing up for the ifocus programme, but alas none had seemed interested,

But let me tell you, this dude had gone a step further in advertising about ifocus and stuff, and has been mentally pressurising fellow calls mates into joining ifocus, and considering him as a Guru,

He goes up to the podium and gives out speeches which none seem interested to listen, instead he uses Force, to get an Audience, for long everyone has been tolerating him, for his childish acts, but enuf is enuf.

So today his regular targets ( Seshi, Ravi , Avinash) weren’t in the mood to take in more shit.As Anil is used to using Weird Phrases and Words to describe his Displeasure on others ( which he always ), called Seshi an Mediocre or something like that so the whole lot got together into corner the dude..Etc _

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Some Piks

ANILS PROFILE’s ScreenShot

A Community on Anil Created by a Fan

Impact of the Community on Anils Profile

Field Trip To NRSA

The Site Hosting the Pictures Seems to be having server porbs ( temp)

Click on this 

Well, its been quite sme while since i came online, i was busy with whole lot of other stuff, project thingy, and sme geeky stuff to deal with,

Actually i took some time to get the pictures from Sarode;s Digicam.

Our HOD ( head of Dept ) ECE, Mr SS rao, took up the subject Satellite Communications when we were in 4-1, he had then promised us to take us to NRSA ( national Remote Image Sensing Agency), but Couldnt make the arrangement , as its difficult to get into NRSA, and Our College authories mostly concentrate on Education than Field Trips,

So, us being in 4th year we dont have many classes only during monday and tuesday, so attendence wasnt a factor for us. so it was decided that we would visit NRSA Shadabad on wednesday 12th March, So we were asked to assemble at the college Premisis at about 8 30am.

On Wednesday , i had givin my car , to my sibling as , i wouldnt be using it during the day, so i had khaja givin me a lift to College.

we were running late it was 9 30am. and all our class m8’s were makin calls n stuff, to say , that the teachers r starting, untill we saw our college Busses drive past us in the opposite direction!!, lol.

when they saw us they stopped the vehicle, and khaja had to park the vehicle some were nearby, and we got on the bus and started off.

the journey was a Fun riot. shouting , makin noise , tryin to disturb any one we could find.

they college ppl took us on a newer route to Shadanagar as the usual one was quite long and this new one would shave off 60km from the odometer.

we reached NRSA at about 12pm.

bieng this an national Research Agency, it was a Tight Security Facility and didnt allow any type of Electronic or Photographic Equipment. so No Cellphones, No camera’s ..etc.

We got in, it was quite pleasent and they got us thru an Cheeky Presentation , showing the details and activities performed by the agency.

this Agency was the Sole Reciever and controller of Satellites reguarding with Sensing and Imaging Type of Satellites.

the facitlity in balanagar is used to Process the data into viewable format, so the customer or the reciepient could use it.

we got to see live date being recieved from an Satellite and the guys at NRSA gave us and total tour of the facility, The Recieveing Dishes were really huge and were an Sight. but alas they didnt allow any cameras or Cellphones our we could have snapped some pictures of the facility.

We then started to college at 2:30.. Creating a Riot on the way aswell!!.

Aurora Srujana Annual day

Well, Yesterday was the Annual day Celebration of my college ,this time the venue was Satya Sai Nigam at ameerpet but not at the usual spot at RTC crossroads, being this my final year Engineering it would be the last time I would be attending any college function as an student.As hopefully I would be in States or Europe by the same time next year. well, the function began as usual with speeches from the chief guest and staff,

we had our principal delivering a lecture followed by and External guest lecturer and then a dude form IIT madras, who’s speech none seemed to listen to even after his repeated requests,

After the speech the above said guest lecturer then asked the audience to ask him questions, the questions were strategically followed by the alumni and staff as none of the students listened the lecture to ask any questions.

On the Dice we had our college secretary and director, our college secretary’s turn came in to deliver the speech, he cleverly pointed out that none of the students had asked questions regarding the first speech and so on…etc, then asked a student to come on to the diace to genrally outline the topic on which the guy was speaking about, which no one listned.Almost suddenly a guy from my class called “anil Kumar” decided to step in and went to the dice for his 10 mins of fame and gave out advertisements about his website he Created ( a Wiki) and urged everyone to join it, ( yeah rite).

So while were were still processing the confusion and why anil had gone on to the dice and gave out advertisements, the secretary had taken the opportunity into cornering the staff and the Principal about things they had discussed on the board room and which hadn’t been implemented (for instance and auto lighting system-for this being an engineering college the staff could make an Auto Lighting system..Etc n so on).

Well Finally it was the Prize distribution ceremony , the one every one had come to attend, this time my class had bagged in nearly all awards and the only one left out were Football and basketball ( we got runner’s Up).

So I was the one snapping the pictures and it was an task, as the total awards were bagged in by my class, the flash charging time for the Camera wasn’t fast enough to cope with the flow of Guys taking the Prize, I was in the basket ball team and I got to be on the dice too, After the Prize Distribution, it was then turn for Cultural Programs in other words, Torture programs, the part of the function we were Dreading, and boy was it a drag.Well I can’t even understand how these guys were approved as they sang like an riot, it was so god damn bad (solo Singing), and the worst part was they were enjoying themselves watching others suffer,, and during this process all the 4th years got loose and started a riot, which included human trains across the venue, shouting, trashing the place and so on. (I was part of them 2).

Then finally all got on the dice to *assist* the Solo singers and sung a song on the dice, before being taken away by security. Which was marked end of the function, after the venue was emptied our class got together and took pictures on the dice with all the prizes and stuff we won… on the whole it was a nice turn out. , every year the annual day used to be in so much security and orderly manner, but this time we shook the place up, as it was our final days in college ( probably 40days more).After getting out from the venue we then again had a photo session in the parking lot, and we stood there will we were shooed out, then we left for Green park hotel as it was the only one open at night and went to have our Dinners.

Well in green park hotel, I lost my $500 ( 22thouand) worth of shades ( Gucci), I had left it in the washroom and someone decided to take it home, well data was the only -ve point what happened yesterday, it was a big one, but what can you do, when there are thieves running around..Right now I’ve uploaded pictures that I have taken from my Phone, will upload the pictures from the Digi cam later

Navizon here to Save lives

*Click on The Album for Pictures**

Well it was on 28 Febuarary were we made a complete fool of ourselves, the day goes like this,

On 27th evening I had got a call from one of my M8’s saying that, a Job Fair was being organised at Medak Engineering College, and Most of the Guys/gurls are going there and was asked to come along, as big shots like Microsoft, Accenture…etc were going to attend.

 The Transportation was organised by the above said college authorities as Busses to Ferry the Students to the College, this being an State level Event, so we expected the transports to be overcrowded and decided to go by road. So I had SMS’ed mah Buddies to assemble at my place, at 7am, but only 1 soul turned up at 7, n that was not me.

We started our Journey at 8 30am 28th Feb 08 armed with Apple iphone’s GPRS’s GPS appoxminator (Navizon) and the same for Nokia, so we had no probability of getting lost. The name being Medak engineering College confused our Navigator (Sarode) that the Said College was in Medak, so we headed out to Medak, with half tank of Gas. We took the national Highway NH7 the Road was bad at times, but it was pretty much ok, we were averaging at 90km/hr as the road had bumps, we Fist made a stop at Yellampet for Breakfast , and headed off road after this was pretty good, we managed to maintain 135km/hr for quite some time, and reached Ramayapet clocking 107km, now according to the Google maps we had to take a right turn and go down more 30km to Reach Medak, the Road From Ramayapet to Medak was in a Very sorry state as it was only a single lane road, so he had to be half on the road and the other half on the sand, hoping we wouldn’t blow a tyre as it was easy for it to get punctured.

 After reaching Medak, when we looked around we couldn’t find the college and the surprising fact was that no one had ever heard of the college, So we had made a call to the college authorities (Medak Engineering college…etc), the guy was on about some weird directions, we ended up in circles, as there was an stature similar to that of in Siddipet were the college is originally located. After a while we got restless as it was 156km on the trip meter and we had no clue where we were exactly as the Airtel network had gone down, and the Maps and Navizon needed Internet to work, So we called up guys who started on the busses, they claimed to have reached the college* they started at 7* well before us, and we still had no clue where we were, So finally I guy said that , how could  u miss the college gate as Siddipet was relatively small, then it striked us that Siddipet was on the Other side, after a brief conversation, we realised that we had taken the name of the College in Literal sense and went ahead to Medak as it was named Medak Engineering College, So were offcource, then we started again, tracing back our steps in to medak to Ramayampet, when at Ramayampet we had Cellular signal and we were able to plot the route again to Siddipet, which needed us to travel more of 115km, so we started, the road from Ramayampet to Siddipet was Gud we were able to maintain 165-170km/hr,

During the process the Iphone’s battery had died out, and we missed the siddipet intersecction and endeded up going more miles towards karimnagar, after a while when the Iphone  Started again , wiv very little Juice, we came to know that we were again 70km off cource and were travelling in the wrong direction, so we then again turned bk to siddipet and we were running low on fuel, there were no pumps on the way, atlast at Siddipet intersection we found a pump and got the tank filled, Now we had to travel more 20km to reach the college as it was 20km from Siddipet,Finally we Reached the college, with Numb Butts- but i wasnt tried even after all the driving.

We reached the college at 1pm. I had put in my Resume in Microsoft and Accenture, I got a chance to be interviewed in Accenture, it went good, but the Microsoft interview guy, wanted all the applicants to came again the next day, for the interview and didn’t even put the Interview list, and asked us to came back tomorrow and check it, so after same fooling around we decided to leave at 5:30pm and this time we managed to take the correct route and reached home at 6:10, and it was only 98 km to the city, it would have been 196km journey

 For 98km we had travelled 379Km!

So next time , u plan on taking a road trip, be sure to plan it out thoroughly and carry instruments like GPS navigator or Navizon which is Free to download and also works with Nokia Cellular Phones and only Required Internet to be activated which is In Airtel 15rs/24hrs, which is a good deal.

I have More pictures, ill upload them as , soon as Sarode Forwards me them.

Bunch of thievs

Well I don’t even know where to begin on this one, As many of you may be familiar with the Term “Supplementary” as it becomes quite often used when ur a student of engineering.

We Write Supplementary in hope of clearing the exams which we couldn’t Clear, which can be due to whatever reasons, but one can expect is the Support from the teachers (moral or whatever), but that is not the case here, this Time I had 3 Subjects remaining and it being the final supplementary of the season so it made it even more crucial, as if the subject wasn’t cleared then it would take 6 months for the exam to be re-conducted.

well that’s all that, Coming to the college, the exam is suppose to be schedule to begin at 10 am, so most of us were there by 9am, during which we were made to run barefooted across the college grounds, as there was a new rule being forced by an JNTU external that, all students are required to remove footwear and socks before entering the examination hall, this rule was weird enough,

The External Examiner ( a woman about 22-23 yrs of age),was given every one a hard time, as she went to every bench , to every student , checked then thoroughly, she came up to every student demanded the hall ticket and ID card and verified both the pictures with the student’s face, and sometimes claimed that the student on the hall ticket is not the one writing the exam, During which she made lotta noise and created scenes on the exam hall, * shouting n stuff* , She made us empty all our pockets , dust of pants , check the hall tickets as if they were bank Notes( checking in Light), I didn’t know what she was looking for Probably the RBI Gandhi strip found in bank notes, but am sure didn’t get close to finding them. when this was done, the students became very uneasy, as the way of questioning was not proper and it also meant loss of crucial time and Most importantly Disturbing the Fine Thread of patience, We spend all night preparing for exams, if any incident of this sort occurs, we tend to forget things or are not sure about them, resulting in very poor performance.

I don’t know where she was from *external* but, u could make out she must been working in a Central jail office or summat.Well on my First exam, she decided to pick on some poor old unsuspecting Soul.

The guy had forgotten his Hall ticket amidst the tension of the exam’s, so the general procedure for misplaced hall ticket is to inform someone at the office and request and reissue of the hall ticket which is a Xerox of the original one.

So this guy had went to the office and requested for a replacement, the concerned faculty was not present there, due to unknown reasons, so instead passed on the info to the other staff, as our college does not permit anyone inside the exam hall after 10am.

He had to rush Bk to class (in this case exam hall); the reissued hall ticket is usually sent to class during the exam. So the examiner had begun checking during which she found he had no hall ticket, after that it was more like, public show, disturbing everyone, including the teachers. She withheld the paper and demanded the hall ticket, when she was told that the student had applied for reissue, she didn’t take that as an explanation, his paper was tossed around quite often across the room, and by chronological order, every member of faculty was brought in to scold or torture the guy, this went on till 12:30 which left him only 30 mins to write and 3 hr exam.i don’t know what she was trying to achieve by doing this, but it surely didn’t help anyone but her sadistic self.

The Next day, I had an exam as well, so 2day was an other guy’s turn to be emotionally n physically harassed. as usual she was doing her usual bomb scan on the students, but 2day the college teachers had not requested to remove shoes as it was causing a foul smell in the corridors, so her day started by checking shoes, pockets, wallets, pens (checking for slips of paper), bus-passes, calculators…etc and more places u wouldn’t even think, that it could be possible to smuggle materials or data..Etc.

Well she came across a guy whom she had already checked, which eventually made the guy snap, he asked her * why she was performing such unusual checks as-if they were in jail, and wasting the students time, the argument continued so on, and she bought in the office guys again, to pester the student on grounds that he was disrupting an investigation, and he might possibly have material, the scenario continued for quite some time and students left the hall in disgust, that even the college authorities didn’t support the students and were entertaining the external Examiner. Well I don’t how,

How far this attitude will carry this woman, but one should keep in mind that they were also student once. If u want to c my college copy n past the co-ordinates in Google earth (latest version recommended)” 17 23 19.91,78 36 13.84″

Cynosure

Well as u all maybe well aware of the yearly Program conducted by our college authorities, also known as Cynosure which is from theIEEE chapter,Well as many of you may plan on taking part next year, well be aware before doing so, as it has landed up many ppl in the detained list.

Even after the Assurance from the HOD and concerned lecturer’s the students were denied attendance for the classes they missed during the IEEE Cynosure Program at the time when the attendance list was put up,So dont be under false impressions dat urattendance will be added in the End as the Director had made it clear last year itself dat no attendance will be added under any program or stuff unless its and Valid Medical Reason, And the Students attendance must above 65% to be condoned without Medical Certificate and the dates mentioned in the Medical Certificate must not clash with the register for all the dates will be checked manually.

And the dates entered must bring up your attendance to 75%.Many of you may plan on going to IIT next year, make sure u have proper attendance like 85-90% before goin there as Attendance will not be added under any circumstance’s. 

This message was posted not to Stop you from takin part in other activities but to warn you and enlight you by the fact dat some people have been detained even after having no back logs and gud aggregate total.

And you are no exception…